Sunday, September 16, 2012

Things I Did Not Do at the Fall Festival

I did not hover at the cake walk to see if my cake was being picked by a winner.

I did not later find my cake, half-eaten, on a table.

I did not examine the paper plates surrounding my cake, to see if the cake that was served was eaten.

I did not "stroll by" that table fifteen times to see if someone was returning for the rest of the cake, or if it was being discarded.

I did not lure our camera-shy son into the photo booth, counting on the fact that he wouldn't know what it was.

1.  No, I'm not the actress who played Jerry's "man hands" girlfriend on Seinfeld.  I get that a lot and have no idea why.  2.  Love the fluorescent blue cotton candy in his mouth.  3.  Eli trying to flee the photo booth.

I did not buy back a jar of my peach jam from the Country Store because they were all still there when we were leaving.

No, I didn't do any of this.  Only a crazy person would do these things.

And I'm no crazy person.

1 comment:

  1. this is hilarious and sounds dangerously close to something I might "not" do! LOVE the photo booth photos!

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